Today

So today, I was walking to school right. and then i look to the left and
OMG!!! a car was on the road and drove by as usuall. i over reacted for nothing. And just at that moment the car turned into a UFO that looked like a spaceship. I was like god dammit not this shit again. So i flew up and knocked on there window like turn your fucking sterio down ya jerk. So they kidnapped my ass and we went to plant, not planet, 7612 and i was like these some fly ass niggas. And they all were in capes and shit one with a crown and i was like this some birthday party nigga. So then when i called them fly ass niggas they took off there capes and were like we're bee's ass face also this isnt a birthday party im like WHO THE FUCK IS YOU WITH YOU WINGED ASS WITH YOUR DAMN NEEDLE OUT YA ASS FUCK YA LAUGH NIGGA AND YA GAY ASS. he's like bitch listen you bess be shuttin the fuck up with ya anoyin human ass voice now if i tell you again ima kill ya with my so called gay ass needle. Im trying to be nice my lonely white male but awe finna kick ya ass. BITCH I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND KILL ME I'LL RAPE YOU WITH YO OWN DAMN NEEDLE RIGHT UP THE ASSHOLE. aint den nigga you asked for it. so this whole fight went down and me being lonely i didnt care about death. so we fought for a good 10 sec. and then he stabbed me. Now i know what you thinkin he just killed me he stabbed me with his stinger but these bee's are smart. They know if they stab me with they stinger they be dead so nigga done did stabbed me with a knife. So there was silence and then im like WTF NIGGA YOU JUST STABBED ME. he's like ya and this is a fight right? YA BUT YOU ALMOST KILLED ME WITH A KNIFE and he said bitch if you didnt want to die you should of smoked some tree's not our damn opium bitch. so then they dropped me off at quebec where i fought the abomabadable snow man and killed him learning what the bee's taught me and slept inside her dead body, yes the abomabadable snow man is a girl crazy shit right. While i was inside the bitch i found black ops 2 my nigga that shit aint ever real yet.


Well this is just another day of this Lonely White Male.